Irreverent and Funny Bumper Stickers: A Rolling Laugh Factory
Bumper stickers are the original Twitter — short, sweet, and to the point. They let us know exactly what’s on someone’s mind as they cut us off in traffic. Some of the best are irreverent, hilarious, and give us a much-needed laugh during our commutes. Here’s a roundup of some of the funniest bumper stickers out there, each with a link to get your hands on them from CafePress.
Horn Broken, Watch For Finger
This classic takes road rage to a new level. Instead of the usual aggressive honking, why not give your fellow drivers a heads-up about what’s coming next?
If You Can Read This, I’m Not Impressed. Most People Can Read
For those who love to take the wind out of someone’s sails, this sticker is a perfect blend of sarcasm and truth. Because really, literacy isn’t that rare.
The Angel of the Lord Said to the Shepherd
Every cowboy (and girl) knows that no one wants sheep in cattle country. If you’re a cattle farmer or just don’t like shepherds, this is the bumper sticker for you.
I’m Only Speeding Because I Really Have to Poop
Honesty is the best policy, right? This bumper sticker will make sure no one questions why you’re zooming past them.
Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole
A bit edgy and not for the faint-hearted, this sticker is perfect for those who like to mix their messages of love with a side of sass.
Caution: Driver Just Doesn’t Give a ShitAnymore
Perfect for the driver who’s had it with road rage, bad traffic, and the general chaos of the daily commute. Let everyone know you’re officially done with it all.
I Brake for Butterflies
For those who prefer a touch of whimsy in their sarcasm. It’s a nice way to lighten up the mood on the road.
I May Be Old
Admit it, we’re old but we used to be cool. A self-deprecating sticker that speaks to everyone’s inner former rock star.
Funny bumper stickers are a great way to add a bit of personality to your vehicle and give your fellow drivers a chuckle. Whether you’re into sarcasm, irony, or just straight-up humor, there’s a sticker out there for you!
